Georgia: Americans Complain About Russian Invasion

20 August, 2008
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Isn’t it just hysterical to listen to the Americans talking about Russian behaviour in Georgia?

Condi thinks Russia is isolating itself and losing international credibility, while Dubya says it’s wrong to invade a sovereign state.

Imagine that. George Bush thinks super-powers shouldn’t roll into foreign countries, kill their people and destroy their infrastructure.

Have you stopped laughing yet? I haven’t.

20 August, 2008
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Manson Family Murders

19 August, 2008
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I must be one of the few people who actually have the Charlie Manson album, Lie: The Love and Terror Cult.

It isn’t bad, you know. He has a reasonable voice and he can play the guitar fairly well, or at least, he could when he was hanging out with Denis Wilson. He sounds a bit like a psychotic, murderous James Taylor, or maybe a deranged José Feliciano. That kind of thing. I particularly like the ninth track, Don’t Do Anything Illegal.

I was talking to Wrinkly Joe at the weekend, and he mentioned that he was re-reading Helter Skelter, about the murders all those years ago. What a coincidence. I was thinking about them too, because the anniversary has just passed, and I thought maybe it would be a good idea to commemorate them in some way.

I had in mind producing a range of cheesy snack-foods. What do you think?

Only two spring to mind at the moment but who knows? Maybe you might come up with others.

I think people might like to buy a bag of Manson Munch, made in the shape of fingers and toes. Classy or what?

But that would only be the start. I think the real success will come when we launch the cheese-and-onion-flavoured Sharon Tayto.

Isn’t it a great idea? I knew you’d agree.

19 August, 2008
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